I'd like to use your breasts as earmuffs. But that's what sunglasses are for. Blonde in robe opens door,milkman says "5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts. Your boobs are so fake they make Kim Kardashian's ass look real. What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Boy asks his new hot step mother:
Smith was injured in a car accident today. The young reporter thought long and hard. I didn't like you touching other breasts, legs and thighs. You go on a head while I give these two a lift! Why did the Blonde have square boobs?