Because he likes it on top. Click here to learn more! Dreaming of a white Christmas? Because he knows better than to try the back door. A ho ho ho bag. Christmas is so stupid… Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
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35 Dirty Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through The Holidays
Why does Santa always land on your roof? Cause you look ready to go all the way. One very jolly Santa. Because his wife was a total flake. Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.